(Source: madblackgirl, via theadventuresofsomethingorother)
im not even sure if im saying “swag” sarcastically anymore
when the last step of a school assignment is to have fun
“911 whats your emergency” “hello 911 its really hot out and my pants are sticking to my butt”
2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
petition for Avengers 2 to end on a freeze-frame like this
