*breaks into Disneyland during the purge*
*and steals all the merch*
*save the small world children slaves*
*wear Ariel’s dress and skip around the park*
*swims in The Rivers Of America*
*climbs Sleeping Beauty Castle*
*eats all of the Mickey Premium Bars*
*flies on Tinkerbell’s firework zipline*
*sleeps in the cinderella castle suite*
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth
and, of course, from henry v
ah, the leeks.
Guys are we forgetting Titus Andronicus or