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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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ohshititsgreg:

Wow okay this one time I scanned my face on to my mom’s work computer and made it her background lol

ohshititsgreg:

Wow okay this one time I scanned my face on to my mom’s work computer and made it her background lol

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murderwhitepeople:

People asking babies to undertake adult workloads is one of my favourite things

And he’s just looking like, “Fuck out my face. Teletubbies is on, and you blocking the screen.”

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thecutestofthecute:

English Cream Dachshund 

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